The SUSPECTS have been brought in today for questioning. Who do you think is telling the truth?
The detective here tonight interrogating suspects has been asking too many suspicious questions. He was last seen on stage with the microphone, trying to lip sync to some music. Mrs. White claims she has an alibi “I was at the hospital managing my staff last night, there is no way I had time to travel all the way back to InSights.” The Merry Widow reports she was in a tax coaching session with a Christmas Tree Farmer three days ago…hmmmm, motive? The farmers bookie has an interest in more trees being used this year. Could he have done it? Everyone was avoiding the enforcer who’d been at the library giving a talk on financial planning strategies in the current economic climate. Could he have influenced the act?
The last time anyone saw Mrs. Green Thumb, she was in the back shed with a spade and dirt on her nose. Miss Scarlet was last seen in the building around midnight, with the light in her office coming through the drawn shades. What could she have been doing? Gathering intel on Holiday Shoppe vendors? Mr. Green was promoting the Holiday event during his hobby of attending networking groups to promote the elimination of ums and ahs in public.
Professor Plum was last seen in A2 where he was planning the next revolution of internet marketing. There may have been some twittering involved. Colonel Mustard was planning how to rally his troops. As the talker, he was very clear in the last objectives he gave his audience! The infamous Hattie Pinprick, fastest draw in the Midwest, has access to all the vacant property in the county. Could she have the means to commit the act?
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